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First Name! Excel! Last name! Excel!

Occupation! Main Character!

Created on 2005-10-17 19:07:50 (#8568305), never updated

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Name:Excel
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Excel. In her own words.
Excel here! I'm the main character! so um...

Excel forgot what she was supposed to put here...

That's right!

I'm a loyal servant of our lord Illlpazzo *HAAIL-OH WAIT.* and um...I live with a near corpse named Hyatt and Emergency ration menchi. Our-secret (super secret organization Across) is dedicated to world conqueoring so I have set out to conqueor the internet! Haiiilll Illplazzo!

What's that? I can't hear you! C'mon ignorant members of the masses!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOO!


Excel. Canon.
Excel is the loyal servant of Illplazzo, Head of the Super Secret Organization for the promotion of the idealogical ideal, also known as "ACROSS". Never mind that "ACROSS" consists of a leaky basement, Lord Illplazzo, and herself.

Excels Co-workers consist of Emergency Ration Menchi. Otherwise known as a Cute little dog, Hyatt (A near-corpse) and (if we were going by the Manga canon) Elgala. Who would be excel if she were a shameless hussy.

Excel's a bit of an idgit. As in, she's the main character but we don't know why. She is the near master of several combat techniques (that she never uses) but her biggest power is her incredible ability to um...not die. All she has to do is ask the great-will of the macrocosm for a restart.

It should be mentioned that Excel is canon-punctured. (she, after all did try to kill her own author) and the anime's director is a character in the freakin' anime. Ergo, ask her about the Excel saga anime and She'll mostly chatter on for several minutes then...ask what you were talking about.



Excel.Disclaimer.
Excel isn't the property of this person. She's the property of a crazy author who lives in japan. this person is totally borrowing Excel's body (hey, didn't Hyatt and I do that once?) and using it for [info]milliways_bar So um...don't sue her kay? I think she's kind of cool.

Excel's mun is also [info]fathers_cleric's Mun. John Preston and I are alot alike ya know...we're both the main character, we both serve the greater good...so um...yeah. You wanna poke her poke her there kay? And um...yeah!

You can visit Menchi's journal at [info]imnotedibleplz But if you TRY and steal her...yeah. You will be facing down the sword. And the wrath of ACROSS'S MINIONS AND ILLPLAZZO HIMSELF!
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